land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.
by jeff March 18, 2005
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shark kisser

a white person; a person exemplifies or demonstrates activities such as kissing sharks, wrestling with crocodiles, tainting caged tigers, etc.; anything a minority would deem as dumb and wouldn't do: such as any extreme sport or activity which inlucdes wild animals (there called wild animals for a reason, and should not be played with)
"Freekin shark kisser" (stated while watching two men (who happen to be of caucasian decent or act as one) tainting and teasing wild gorillas at the zoo, and watching that gorilla climb out and take revenge by beating and mauling them.
by jayq19 August 21, 2008
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Shark Face

The definition of Gianni Scandella ,a demi chav with fins for hair and acne for gills , Avoid at all costs, his M C improvisation is mind numbing
Speaker : Gianni you are a twat
Gianni : BEEEEEEHAAAAAAIVE!
by Elsammio January 09, 2005
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mud shark

An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.
Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark"

Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"

Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"
by Samurai1833 September 20, 2012
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Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.
Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now
by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016
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pop sharks

yo, them pop sharks make me sick! always hatin!
by the queen July 17, 2003
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Shark Attack

A powerful concoction of vodka and pineapple with a splash of blue Curacao and a splash of grenadine. It must be mixed in that order for proper effect (which is somewhat similar to that of a Tequila Sunrise). The Curacao and grenadine sweeten it, but they're mostly for color.
In Savannah, Georgia a splash of Coke is added to give the drink the look of the murky sea water of Tybee Island. This is called a Tybee Shark Attack.
by RedneckSatyr June 03, 2011
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