five to go

It's the fap session you have while you're on the go.

Ben: "You are taking another walk?"
Peter: "Sure why not? I am still horny dude."
Ben: "Oh so it's five to go!"
Peter: "Exactly. See you in a few minutes Ben."

by Minor Toucher March 26, 2017

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Five five five one two one two

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018

Five Dollar Nigga Breakfast

Cheap ass unhealthy breakfast you get at the corner store

A Bacon Egg and Cheese ($3.50)
Arizona Iced Tea ($1.00)
And a Honey Bun (50¢)

Ay bro we out this bitch lemmie get a five dollar nigga breakfast and catch third for my attendance

by MarioKartEpicness June 15, 2018

ficek

a name that only few can handle. the last name ficek is the name of a legend. Usually a ficek comes from an all white family and their ancestors are white too. a ficek is a heartwarming name that anyone should be grateful to have. if you have a bf/gf with the last name ficek you should definetely keep them. ficeks are usually nice cool people who have talent. ficek is usually a last name that most people can't pronounce.

Boy: My name is *** ficek
Girl: Thats a cool last name but how do you pronounce it?

by justarandomguy15 September 29, 2018

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.

Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.

by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018

fivelight

To pressure someone to surrender their senses and memories

Taken from the “Star Trek: The Next Generation” episode “Chain of Command (part II).” Captain Picard is shown four lights and is told that there are five. Every time he says there are only four lights he’s electrocuted. This episode is heavily inspired by George Orwell’s novel “1984.”

Credit to author Alexandra Erin for coining the term.

The fivelighting on him had become see effective that he did not believe anything that debunked the alternate reality he had been made to accept.

by leo3375 June 5, 2019