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Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused
dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.
by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010
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facebook diplomacy

"Facebook diplomacy" is so called because it is, like real diplomacy, the building and maintaining of relationships, except it is done with facebook instead of in person, over the phone, or using any other traditional means of communication. Facebook diplomacy usually consists mostly of exchanging wall posts with other people.

Unfortunately, given that the nature of facebook is devoid of meaningful substance, facebook diplomacy is often just useless banter and/or not thought out or cohesive. A person might have a lot of facebook diplomacy with an acquaintance that they don't really know, which will often boil down to an essence of nothing more than "what's up?"
College student: "Man, I've got eighteen new wall posts, I've got some serious facebook diplomacy to conduct."

College student: "That girl from class just friended me. She seems cool, I think I'll do some facebook diplomacy and get to know her a little."
by Mister Big Words January 11, 2009
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Facebook Fags

A group of 2 or more males that write regularly on eachother's facebook walls phrases such as "Hey Cutie", "Love Ya", Hey Sexy"...
These homosexual phrases are usually followed up by several cyber smiley faces and/or hearts.

In most cases this Facebook Fag conversion indicates slightly or full blown sexual interest in the male that they're are flirting with on facebook. Basically, they are truly fags and NOT trying to be funny.

They could easily text this gay conversation but they choose to let the world see how much of facebook fags they are by making it wall posts.
Fag 1: "Hey !! :)"
Fag 2: "Heyy Cutie <3"
Fag 1: "<3 I miss you :("
Fag 2: "I miss you too buddy :'( <3"
Smart Guy: "Wow you guys are facebook fags and nobody likes you"
by dinoosuaarr July 11, 2010
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Facebook stalker

Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.
(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"

(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"

(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."
by Krpec11 February 8, 2010
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Facebook PDA

A "Public Display of Affection" on Facebook. Examples include wall posts and status updates.
Mike Smith wrote on Stephanie Miller's Wall:
"Hey Sexy, Just wanted to let you know how much I love you<3 ;-)"

Stephanie Miller wrote on Mike Smith's Wall:
"Wow... Into Facebook PDA much?? lol I love you too baby<3"
by BoilerUp February 19, 2009
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Facebook Stalking

To look up someone constantly and look at all their recent satuses and all their pictures.
I think that guy is hot and i like facebook stalking him.
by woahlookatthat April 30, 2009
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Facebook Friend

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"
by PopKull October 28, 2010
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