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Ethan

The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel
Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind
by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020
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Ethan Walkuski

King simp
Consents to pegging regularly
Will eat ass, regardless of gender
Chicks dig scars, especially on the ballsack
Colin pulled an Ethan Walkuski last time he shaved..
by Klefman February 25, 2020
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Ethan

A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.
Oooh look at that ethan, I want to be just like him!
by Goon Rat February 28, 2020
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ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.
georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”
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Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin
by Turts the god May 21, 2020
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Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded
I hate Ethan he's so retarded
by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
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Ethan Hannon

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.
by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020
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