Shammalamma Ding-Dong

A phrase used in place of profanities in crucial random ass moments Or to answer basically every question :D
Question: I heard you suck in bed
Response:Shammalamma Ding-Dong!
by Lilnorrie July 20, 2011
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Donk Da Dong

An extremely large penis; full of girth and referred to as a dong. More literally hung like a donkey or horse.
I met this guy and he had a great donk da dong.
by Mike May 06, 2005
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poondong qwon dong

pussy! It is between the vertical lips of the woman genitalia.
where the poondong qwon dong at, i thought this was an orgy.
by Esko September 11, 2003
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guang dong ren

Guang Dong Ren is the earliest chinese immigrants to America. Yet many of them are still unsuccessful and live in ghettos. They are often portrayed as the laziest of all Chinese groups.
They are characterized as people who loves to do nothing but eat and go "yum cha"(drink tea). They always stress their last syllables of their sentences "yaaaaaa". Every word sounds like a curse word.
guang dong ren
Sample conversation:
Na Hao Maaaaaaaaaaa
Wo ho hooooooooo!
by Steven Wong May 29, 2008
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Ding Dong Dash

Where an unknown person comes sprinting behind you, pulls down your pants, has rapid sex with you for 5 seconds, pulls your pants back up, and jumps through your window and runs away.
this random guy came through my back door and ding dong dashed me before i even noticed.
by The C and E crew October 21, 2009
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ding dong ding dong the wicked bitch is finally gone
by DaDdYwashere October 09, 2020
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Websling Dong

The act of laying your soft penis in front of a person place or thing and immediatly get a sudden physical hardness in your private region were it extends to a length that it slaps the target object straight in the jaw and secretes a sticky white fluid on the target that simulates spidermans webs.
also see spiderman ass and Spidey Senses are Tingling
YO BROSEPHINO last night your grandma took the Websling Dong like a trooper!!
by Peter Russo June 09, 2007
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