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Discord

Please add me on Discord”
Piss off
by J4VA January 3, 2023
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Hey have seen that femboy

Don't you mean discord mug?
by Terra595 January 7, 2023
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Discord mod

Someone who uses discord, banning anyone who disagrees with them for 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, 32 days a month, 13 months a year.
by Miiru January 14, 2023
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Discord

A platform where you can chat to friends and stuff
Person 1: What platform should we now use?

Person2 : DISCORD OFC
by NoOne4 January 18, 2023
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discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser
alice: i clicked this link that took me to this page, so i clicked this link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert in the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating it for 400 million hours. i am here to help
dan: interesting, so what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
by smith.e January 30, 2023
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Discord Mod

An overweight male pedophile that sits in front of his computer all day. He does not allow anyone to send memes in #general and usually slides into the DM's of unfortunate minor girls. They have no personality and are often unemployed. They can be found in their mom's basements.
When confronted about their vulgar behavior, they will ban you from their server. None of their victims leave Discord unscathed. Many girls (usually 12-year-olds) have sought therapists after these Discord Mods messaged them.
Girl in #intros: Hi I'm a girl and 12 years old *sends selfie*

Discord Mod: Hey, you're cute, wanna send me some nudes?

Person 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEDO

Discord Mod: Shut up. *bans person 2*
by ylang ylang February 3, 2023
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Discord Kitten

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.
“hey i’m going to call my discord kitten

“okay weeb”
by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023
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