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What I'm doing.
Person 1: The word define means-
Person 2: What the heck are you doing??
Person 1: I'm trying to define a word.
Person 2: What does define mean?
Person 1: Define means-
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??
Person 1: I'm defining the word define!! You just asked!!
Person 2: You can't just define a word without me knowing what define even means you idiot!
Person 1: *sigh*
by JeremiahWD April 18, 2021
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Definitional Paradox

When two or more words are defined by using themselves as the solo point of explanation. This is also known as “defining in loop,” and is theoretically possible. Although, broadly speaking it is considered incorrect (illogical).
Definition of Chair: a wooden object

Definition of Wooden Object: a chair

This would be considered a Definitional Paradox.
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Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.
The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).
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Definition

The meaning of a word.
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Definition Aging

The older the definition, the more exposure and (hopefully) likes and positive like ratio it gets.

Getting your definition to hopefully show up on obscure searches and enlighten them with a good, well explained, apt, concise definition.

Due to urban dictionary being less popular (maybe?), older definitions have an advantage, however a new definition with a strong like ratio may beat a years old one if people like it.
I can't believe these stupid definitions that hate on my favorite _____ (team, car, place, school, thing, interest, noun, proper noun, etc). It's all because of definition aging.
by Dieg-J January 9, 2022
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daving around

"Daving around" refers to the act of aimlessly wandering around the office, engaging in casual conversations, and generally socializing with coworkers without a specific work-related purpose. It's the art of taking breaks and fostering a friendly atmosphere, often leading to unexpected connections and workplace camaraderie.
"Instead of sitting at his desk all day, Mark spends most of his time 'daving around.' He's the office's go-to guy for water cooler conversations!"
by dugiwarc October 13, 2023
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friend definer

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.
A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.
by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010
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