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Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.
i want to cry right now
Don’t cry, eat toast.
by facts56 January 18, 2021
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Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.
"man that guy is really making god cry"
by Chickenfucker37 June 27, 2023
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Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
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Crying

The act people commit when seeing the definitions of words that people make on Urban Dictionary.
I am crying. I should not have typed that URL…
by Fictional Wor(l)ds September 22, 2023
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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm
dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night
by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023
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cry

When there is vagina fluids coming out of your eyes because you got arrested for violating a fat hairy guy.
he's a crybaby.
by tifuyo2222 March 27, 2019
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