by Booming July 28, 2016
Get the edge of a cracker mug.When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.
by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014
Get the triscut cracker mug.A derogatory insult towards a non-white person who is excessively obedient or servile to white people. The meaning is similar to the term Uncle Tom. It is derivative of the term Munch, but instead of referring to oral acts on women, it is with white men instead.
Jose no longer helps with the Latin community anymore. He would rather be a Cracker Munch and help that white guy incriminate us and deny our citizenship into the country.
by Urban Ron September 22, 2023
Get the Cracker Munch mug.When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
Get the Christ on a cracker mug.A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.
I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!
by meow2u3 August 25, 2010
Get the Axle cracker mug.The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018
Get the French Cracker mug.A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.
by Beanaeb January 18, 2012
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