Cop a seat

A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly

"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."

by British fooker May 14, 2019

Cop

One thing a young cop that really does want to improve relations betweens police officers and civilians has working against him is that there is no one more full of shit than a cop, except a cop on TV. An idealistic guy in his early 20's might not see that yet, even if other people do. It's not the kind of thing they would teach you at an academy, even if it might save a life on either side of the law for both sides of the law to know it.

You want to appear to be a cop or do you want to be a cop? You want to be on TV?

- Dingham

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

Female Cop

A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.

"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."

by Will700 December 21, 2023

Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.

“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024

Hot Cop

1.
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.

2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.

Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)

1. (verb) Yeah man, Angie just hot copped her dinner.

2 (noun) Don't be such a Hot Cop, Becky.

by A Gallon of Bees July 18, 2010