Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

Bozo Cold

So cold you would have to be a Bozo to go outside!!!

What kind of fool would go out in this -20 Bozo Cold??

by skelts January 22, 2011

Cold Carla

A Cold Carla is a Hot Carl in revers.
It is performed by the female sitting on the toilet whilst performing filcacio on the man standing before her.

So I walked into the bathroom and my girl was sitting on tha toilet... we were high on M and she gave me a Cold Carla 😈

by Captain Daddy Pants and Peanut November 19, 2017

The Cold Finger

When a guy puts cone shaped ice cubes over his fingers, and then uses them to finger his girl till the ice melts and then making her lick his fingers clean afterwards.

Had such a blast the weekend, gave Michelle the Cold Finger, and she loved it.

by ZeRoTHScar February 2, 2015

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak November 5, 2007

cold shoulder

An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.

This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.

Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.

by CryThunder March 12, 2018

cold front

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”

by ayebiotic November 12, 2017