by R-Ice December 07, 2015
A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.
by sweetie bee May 09, 2012
by Antifukboi_420 July 24, 2018
by mr.poot October 06, 2022
Gassy fire cocaine that is only sold in Oklahoma. If u didnt know, oklahoma has the best coco in america and your buggin if you dont think so. Also the coke in oklahoma is way more chunky and feels 10x better than anywhere else cuz the chunks are huuge
by 00000OOO September 10, 2023
Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him
Max: you’re my coke to the vodka
Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have
Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have
by beef curry 6264 September 05, 2019
Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024