Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Sail close to the wind

verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster

Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":

The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.

by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024

Ear clognation

When your ear is clogged in the nation of the United States

I have ear clognation not even gargling helps

by Yea yea October 1, 2023

Case Closed Fallacy.

this fallacy applies can be applied whenever you decide to end an argument, but the person keeps going over and over.

(you): I'm done arguing you (whomever)!

(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah

(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.

by X allmighty October 10, 2023

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 1, 2023