French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Clock

A clock tells you the time

Person 1: What time is it
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00

by nutsucker9000 March 2, 2022

its 8 o clock in the mornin

You and your bois like this song but don't wanna admit it yall frkn jam to this shi at night bro we know

Bro that song was fkn fire whats it called. Shi bro its 8 o clock in the morning. Bro wtf whats the song. Bro idek man all I know is Its 8 o clock in the mornin

by Imadechinglito August 9, 2021

hit the clock

to turn 18

guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock

guy 2: that's really weird bro

by blubloobglue August 14, 2021

Clock

Clock. It ticks. It makes me go insane at night. Tick, tick, tick. I cant sleep.

This clock makes me go insane. I. CANT. SLEEP. tick, tick,tick,tick.

by anonymous August 17, 2024

Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024