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Knottsberry Clock

The only clock with jam, Knottsberry is the webmaster of the ClockCrew, and is responsible for most of their website. Check out his funny Clock Crew parodies of classic cartoons and movies!
Knotts is so talented
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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jackass o' clock

Any time!!!
by Jackass O' Clock September 17, 2003
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9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM
8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."
by 9amrule September 22, 2006
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Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010
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6 o'clock

6 o'clock - n. An erection. Coined from the hands on the clock. The big hand (penis)is up at the "12" position and the little hand (testes)is hanging down at "6".
That shorty put me at 6 o'clock!
by k_cool September 28, 2007
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tobacco'clock

used to assert that it is time to smoke a cigarette, cigar, tobacco pipe, or time to dip
"Know what time it is?" "Tobacco'clock?" "Damn right. Mind if I bum a joe?"
by Turk Sebastian May 4, 2012
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Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
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