Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Moan a clock

When a gf/bf moans at any time of the day

Hey bobby whats wrong dude. Gf is on one again every minute today. Sounds like it's moan a clock man

by Hiarcs July 17, 2015

Dab O Clock

It means it’s time to dab

“Hey sir what time is it?”

“it’s Dab O Clock”

*Hits rig aggressively*

by anonymous August 9, 2022

Skibidi Clock

Brain-rot slang for “what time is it?”

“Hey Emani, skibidi clock?”

Emani: “it’s 4:45!”

by BrothaUgh8511 July 11, 2024

Clock co.

Founded in 2014, Clock co has spread from the USA to Israel and more places soon. However, Clock co USA has shut down recently.

I wanna join Clock co.

by Goomba420 March 28, 2023

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023