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Clister

(n) Clister, (v) To clist. Similar to a Titty Twister for the clitoris. This action is carried out by pinching a woman's clitoris between one's thumb and index finger and then twisting while still applying a firm, consistent pinch.

Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.
(n) "Fuck yea. Now open your legs so I can give you a clister or I'll whip you again for being a bad little slut."

(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.
by john2164 October 8, 2011
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Bazooka Clit

When a clitorus is inflated to the size of a deadly weapon.
"Holy shit man! the girl I fucked last night has the biggest bazooka clit I've ever seen!" "Now you have to watch out for grenades and landminds!
by audcoonhomes November 29, 2010
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Lunar Client

Lunar Client is an underrated Minecraft client. Most people use Bad Lion but most people are stupid.
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clit face

one who has a face that consists of every orafice being a clit
Dan Cross is a clit face!
by johnny mcseagram May 11, 2006
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Cliterature

Literature that informs the art of cunnilingus and augments all other forms of pussy hysteria
As she howled with delight, he thought of how blessed he had become after reading all that cliterature.
by Zelcrondo May 8, 2022
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Clinertia

A strategy by which you defeat your obstacles by running at them full tilt and ramming them with your face.

Also, the ability to hit every single tree on your downhill ski trail.
"This political campaign is a classic example of a Clinertia strategy."

"Man, he really had some Clinertia going into that brick wall. Did they ever find his other ear, by the way?"
by Adama Brown April 7, 2008
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Clisters

Name for visable STDs on a woman's vagina. Derived from the English words Clit and Blisters, Clisters.
I wouldn't hook up with that chick if I were you, I heard she has a beastly case of the clisters.
by GrizzlyBearski August 26, 2009
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