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Clinertia 

A strategy by which you defeat your obstacles by running at them full tilt and ramming them with your face.

Also, the ability to hit every single tree on your downhill ski trail.
"This political campaign is a classic example of a Clinertia strategy."

"Man, he really had some Clinertia going into that brick wall. Did they ever find his other ear, by the way?"
Clinertia by Adama Brown April 7, 2008
Words you can keep
The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.
I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.
Clertiary by The Yosiation August 17, 2021

Clitential 

Used in the gay community to determine capacity for a straight girl to become gay or to turn one gay.
You see that girl over there?…. Oohhhh, she got clitential!
Clitential by Snatchsquash June 12, 2022

ClinkerTitty 

A ClinkerTitty, is when you're fucking a woman, and her titties bang together and make a 'Clink' noise. This is often caused by when a woman injects herself in the breasts with liquid metal, to get larger breasts.
yooooo, I fucked Lucy last night bro, she had some hardcore ClinkerTitty, it didn't bother me though.
ClinkerTitty by Diarrhea Mann November 2, 2018

Clineian 

A style of bad writing particular to Ernest Cline, author of Ready Player One, typically involving immediately backpedaling on plot, effectively destroying any potential tension or character development in your story.
A word coined by the podcast 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back.
He spent a whole chapter setting up this fight scene and then just said "I won easily." It's so Clineian of him to just skip important stuff like that!
Clineian by Timmyn8or September 8, 2020

Clinevitable

When an election is in the bag, at least until the voters get involved.
"My Congressman thought he was going to stay in office, but his reelection is Clinevitable."
Clinevitable by Adama Brown April 7, 2008

clinestaff

A fat, stupid man’s stools
Do you see this crap that Clinestaff left on our front door?!
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