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Last Thing Changed Logic 

A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.
User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.

IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.

User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.

IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.

chandelor 

Reflective yet sensible, captivating and exquisite. Subtle. You have to take a second glance kinda guy. Can't get you off my mind type of dude. Addicting. He is solid. A stone. Hidden beyond the surface lay gems and jewels. Luxuriously striking man, posh and proud. Whom says the least, but is the wisest. Eyes that heal all the pain ever endured. Hands gentle enough to repair a broken soul. Heart desirable enough to change the world. Body capable of pleasuring the senseless. Possesses the love of a girl, who loves him for all that he is and all he will be become
Dude I hate that guy Chandelor...

You only hate him cuz you're jealous man
chandelor by anjlajck February 11, 2015
A cute girl who can fight very well but is allergic to fake things and people
Chanece - is very out spoken with words
chanece by Adrihana August 4, 2016

Chancelling 

verb.

Big decision making and day-to-day actions taken by a university president known as chancellor.
Bill is chancelling the heck out of our college.”
“I’ll try to chancell with love.”
Chancelling by gluumgloriousgluum November 24, 2018

Chanceuka 

The amalgamation of a real person, (usually a friend or relative,) and an anime character from any animation or manga.
Person 1-"Dude I drew a Chanceuka of Fred."
Person 2-"That is horrifying... Yet intriguing."
Chanceuka by DoriDOOM April 5, 2019

Crackhead chances 

Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
Crackhead chances by awsasin July 28, 2011