FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

No Chat

When someone tries to get your attention by flashing their phone screen with a message.

Yo, I just saw Mark Cuban using No Chat to ask The Chainsmokers for a napkin in Vegas.

by mhagens August 24, 2022

Frist rule of chat

the person that started the conversation has to have the topic for that conversation

the frist rule of chat is a rule you cant break

by Ann urban March 24, 2021

Chat

Jail lingo for dirty or untidy individual

Your a fucking chat.. your jail cell is chatty

by Mad mullet matty May 2, 2022

Platinum Chatting

Having a great conversation at a great location. A lesser conversation at a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie Sheen’s whore house, this is Platinum Chatting.

by PorkLover69 March 22, 2024