Candy Crushing

Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.

Dude I was Candy Crushing last night

by Tinkmaster August 14, 2015

The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.

Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.

by cracker08 January 22, 2010

College Candy

Adderall or any other mental stimulant acquired through a psychiatrist that jacks you up for the purpose of studying or binge drinking.

She takes college candy? That's why she was able to drink so much!

by Joe Smith Jr. III part 7 October 26, 2010

Fender candy

A woman riding a motorcycle who is so beautiful you don't notice the make or model and don't really care too. A woman who spruces up the bike to make it bling better than all athe chrome on it. Usually the ass end.

Hey did you notice that harley rippin down the street. No I was too busy lookin at the fender candy on it.

by waffenby March 22, 2010

sandy candy

When your getting a blow job at the beach and tank your penis out of the mouth, dip it in the sand, and put it back into the mouth. Similar to a baby bottle pop.

The other day I gave my girlfriend a sandy candy.

by Miebe May 2, 2018

Shoulder Candy

When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.

Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy

by faustzeno October 22, 2009