canadian emo 

noun: a canadian teen who is both proud to be canadian, and not afraid of expressing him/herself. interests include maccaroni and cheese, beer, my chemical romance, hot topic, plaid jackets, and fellow canadians/emos

me, and if there's anybody else out there who is also a canadian emo, please tell me

canadian emo by Mike (the canadian emo) December 18, 2008

Canadian Rainforest

A rare 3-some with two Canadian men and an all natural (never shaved) Brazilian woman. During intercourse, prior to ejaculation, both men pull out and proceed to jerk one another off until they cum onto her thicket of pubes, (resembles a rainforest). But as in all rainforests the white men want to cut down everything, and to accomplish this both men get a razor in their mouth and shave the womans pubes leading to the vagina. Sorry but its not complete until they ingest the pubes and semen.

Dude have you seen a "Canadian Rainforest'?
No but i heard it was great!

Canadian Rainforest by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

Canadian bacon 

Hard as a Motherfucker

aka H.A.M.

Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.

Canadian bacon by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011

Canadian back stabber 

basically any dumbass Canadian. One whole Canadian or two there is no limit or regulation to the concept.

Hockey games have the highest volume of Canadian back stabbers.

Canadian back stabber by theben86 October 18, 2009

Canadian Cyclone

During anal sex between a man and a woman, the man pees while the woman poops.

The canadian cyclone is done by perverts.

Canadian Cyclone by Hahns Jensley December 9, 2008

Canadian Toast 

Toast that is more charred ash than toast.

"You man, what the hell are you eating?"
"Dude, I like my Canadian Toast!"

Canadian Toast by 5P1N4L 74RP March 4, 2009

Canadian Mustache 

a unibrow

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?

Canadian Mustache by mooshkameeshka October 12, 2010