cheese jerky 

Chewy, tough, fried cheese.

Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.

My brother just made a batch of straight-up cheese jerky in the George Forman grill

cheese jerky by screwy louie January 4, 2010

Cheese Blasting 

When one warms a block of Velveeta cheese to a comfortable 76 degrees and proceeds to blast his erect penis in to the block of cheese. Reblast.

The wife and kids were out of town so I did some serious cheese blasting. Epic weekend!

Cheese Blasting by 123Thayer May 6, 2011

cheese-sniffer

Someone with a "multi partner lifestyle" that switches to monogamy, and then criticizes thous that don't...or someone that sniffs cheese

That raindear is a cheese-sniffer

cheese-sniffer by cheesebreez October 22, 2011

Cheese Boner 

a penis that is not fully erect

Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.

Cheese Boner by black manhandshakeonmypri July 1, 2011

cheese candle 

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

cheese candle by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

Cheese Breeze 

When a rather athletic fellow runs past you, and you smell their sweat as they run by.

In 1st period P.E, Tyler ran past me at full speed, and I experienced cheese breeze for the first time. It was terrible.

Cheese Breeze by FancyL February 2, 2015

cheese grating 

the act of scraping the dried post sex cum butter out of one's underwater preferably with teeth.

I asked her if she swallows and she asked me if I was into cheese grating?

cheese grating by scrilla douche` January 8, 2018