Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Rug butter

When you cum In a girl and she sleeps with a sloppy load in her snatch. She wakes up the next morning to rug butter in her underwear.

"I busted my nut in some skank last night, checked her snapchat story and see a pic of my rug butter in her undier" "grosss"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

Butter Tutter

Quite often a massive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. Their diet consists of butter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (HAH just kidding. That would never happen.) They also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because 'Butter Tutters themselves are unappealing.

Joey: Hey Mark? Have you ever encountered a butter tutter before?
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.

by Radiated Lobster? February 27, 2018

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Butter luck

Also known as having your butter dropped, when your hiking in the woods and you find a clear trail to walk on after having some bad hotdog luck

Hiker one: finally, I can see the main trial. We are saved

Hiker two: I think my butter just dropped

Hiker one: I know man this is some butter luck

by Satansbaby666 April 30, 2020

sink butter

you wish you knew

Austin dropped her sink butter

by OptimusRhyme1 February 17, 2021

Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

by Life-Form August 22, 2018