The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.
Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin
by Dike Mink April 8, 2008
Get the Mud Puddlemug. When a man is having anal sex with his partner, whoever that may be, and his member fails him while inside, thus having the rectum close around and grip the flaccid member.
Me and the lady wanted to try something new in the bed last night. I thought It was going well until I got stuck in the mud.
by Zetters April 24, 2014
Get the Stuck in the mudmug. by j-tits July 16, 2007
Get the Mud Duckmug. A black female; this expression is commonly used to describe a black female who mingles amoung white males.
by Sweettxred May 31, 2016
Get the Mud Bunnymug. A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.
G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.
by T-Pain Mac October 9, 2008
Get the mud turtlemug. by Kitch May 17, 2004
Get the mud trackmug. Used to describe a flaccid penis when attempting to masturbate. It is another term for masturbation impotence.
by Andre__ November 7, 2013
Get the cupping mudmug.