Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.

That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.

by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait

Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!

by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

Brown Sneeze

Explosive Shart

Results: the walk of shame

After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze

by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020

brown shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Captain Brown

Jonathon Early, commander, chief, captain of all that you can see.. Thats brown anyway.

Jonathon Early is captain brown

Brown captain, Jonathon Early is.

by Ape of death January 12, 2011

Ethan Brown

The collective term for a large pile of garbage.

Or:
Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.

Look at that pile of Ethan Brown over there.

Or: Ethan Brown is a fucking asshole!!

by CrazierMadman4444 May 27, 2017

hoodoo brown

Awesome guy who appears in the video game GUN. He is the current mayor of the town Empire and also corrupt. He tries to kill the main character, Colton White, but fails and is brutally annihilated by Colton. His corpse can later be seen in a coffin in the town square.

Hoodoo: I'm Hoodoo Brown!

by imhoodoobrown November 26, 2007