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Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014
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Bloody Mary

Enjoying a shot of vodka and a stick of celery as you go down on a girl who is on her period.
Enjoy your Bloody Mary with a little class.
by Wise Gent June 8, 2019
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Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!
They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022
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Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019
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Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed
Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty
by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021
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Bloody Pad

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.
by Jendave January 16, 2022
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Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband
Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator
by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022
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