Fat Valley Bird (FVB)

A fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys.

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!

by Kaliafibun June 22, 2011

damn shaved bird

The hair cut in which both sides of a boys head is shaved and the middle is left to grow long ;) can be used as an insult

Person 1: oh look! that guy's good looking...
Person 2: Nah, he's a damn shaved bird.

by Pashyinventor October 28, 2013

raise the bird

Sticking up your middle finger

He will raise the bird at anyone who annoys him

by A_girl_who_reads February 8, 2014

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Build a bird

Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.

She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.

by Elton pammy March 6, 2017

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 17, 2017