paper beats rock

If someone goes for a pound and you go for a high 5 and cover their fist, you say "paper beats rock." If done intentionally this should be considered a diss worse than to leave hanging.

He tried to pound it so I went for a paper beats rock. He was so embarrassed, he had to leave the party.

by MNH11 June 9, 2011

The Best Teacher Ever

Someone who enlightens you, guides you to the fountain of knowledge, who is funny, kind, & will make you laugh, who understands your problems & will try to help you solve them.

The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.

You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..

Girl: My French teacher is possibly the Best Teacher Ever!

Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

True Best Friend

a.) Anyone who would sit outside on a balconie with you, in the cold, in pajamas, in Gatlinburg, in February, who would be there for you, know exactly what to say, and to just listen while you tell random stories involving chocolate Frosty's and cry your eyes out.

b.) Anyone who would buy you a teddy bear every Valentine's day because they know how much you love teddy bears.

c.) Anyone who would shove themselves in the back corner of a bus just so that y'all could sit together, just to then have to spend 9 consecutive hours being annoyed by you.

d.) Anyone who can take your insults and find an even better one to throw back at you

e.) Ellia

Ellia is my true best friend and I wouldn't trade that for the world.

by SophieFox September 5, 2016

Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011

Trying To Live My Best Life

It means you are doing your best to live this life you were thrown into with little direction and experience.

Friend: Bro I heard you got fired from you job over some bs. What are you doing with your life?
Me: Yea man, Trying To Live My Best Life.

by dark7java7lava September 19, 2019

best sex ever

Two extreemly hot people fucking like lovers while eating spiced meat.

Laure and Zach had the best sex ever on Jan. 18th 2004 at 4am.

by zach January 23, 2004

Nigg Beats

Music that contains mad beats, classy lyrics, and a actual point and or message to the song, and have been made the modern African Americans.

Uppity white kid,"you wanna listen to some Nigg Beats"
Hardcore Nigga," Yea sure who"
Uppity white kid,"SOULA BOY!!"
Hardcore Nigga," Fuck your shit get some real beats you punk"

by Officer or DJ Nigg Beats February 4, 2009