after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
by dylan dudeacle November 28, 2012
by EEEEEMONEY July 15, 2011
The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.
by dingletheberry November 02, 2015
The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
by Themadbaron April 24, 2011
1.
A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.
It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.
2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
"My god man," exclaimed the doctor, "A cure would be as rare as Star's Beard".
(Taken fromFly Fishing By J.R Hartly)
(Taken fromFly Fishing By J.R Hartly)
by Waster December 03, 2004
A Flaming Beard is the "scratched" sensation you get after performing oral sex on a girl with crotch stubble.
by Kev P. August 15, 2008