burnt beans

(n.) Woman who has been permanently ruined by a black cock

Sean: What happened with you and Carli?
Justin: I found out she banged Devonte.
Shane: You cant do anything with burnt beans but throw them away. Good for nothing.

by nwordplease January 14, 2021

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

Worldwide Day Of The Beans

May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.

Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?

Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...

by MagicalMike187 June 5, 2018

Caught Eating Beans

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.

Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 September 11, 2018

Jack your beans

Y'all hands every just slip off the shaft and start strocking the beans ?

yo bro last night I totally indeed jack your beans

by Ballsandmonkey69 September 25, 2019

Jack and the beanstalk

Jack and the beanstalk: when a mans penis enters a vagina un-erect (planting the seed), then he becomes erect once inside (the beanstalk grows).

My wife and I did Jack and the Beanstalk last night

by Ussas xx1987 November 11, 2019

dirty jelly beans

Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.

Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.

Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.

Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!

Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.

Another example:

Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”

Another one:

Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”

by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 6, 2021