Coffee Bean

Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.

1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!

2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.

3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.

4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?

5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?

6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.

by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings April 26, 2006

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Bean

A Muppet/Idiot.

"Your a bean."

by HS4U December 26, 2009

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Bean

Another name for the clitoris.

"man, that makes my bean ache"

by Bean Lady September 18, 2009

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Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

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mung bean

An ignorant person or person of low intelligence. (mental capacity of a mung bean)

Those mung beans who sit in their cars for two hours each way to work should stop complaining and catch a train.

by Matt Bowden January 2, 2006

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bean bomber

A type of outburst of wind from the arse thus created by the massive intake of beans, carring a very foul odor.

Bean Bomber(s)-Person whose job is to search out the different assortments of people's farts--or a person who delt a bean bomber. Typically called Dodds and Reynolds.

Reynolds- DUDE!
Dodds- what?
Reynolds- I got a real Bean Bomber comming on!
Dodds- haha, go over there man I don't wanna smell that!

by B.E.D. June 5, 2005

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