River

River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.

River I love your eyes!
River YOURE so attractive!

by kat123453 November 23, 2021

River

The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.

That boy wack asl, he must be a River

by Dragon Hunter 76 July 14, 2022

Rivers

yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rivers is a tyyyyeeee

by aaagghh March 9, 2023

hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda August 8, 2016

River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023

Quiver in the river

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me River Titi, caUll mUe riVer tiUti, calL mE riveR titI<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me River Titi, caUll mUe riVer tiUti, calL mE riveR titI<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me River Titi, caUll mUe riVer tiUti, calL mE riveR titI<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025