Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 25, 2025
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River City Girls

pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool
dude 1: "have you played River City Girls"
dude 2: "no"
dude 1: "kill your-"
by joe234567 December 31, 2023
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Die in a river

Toris word if you say it you die used when raging
by Die in a river September 08, 2021
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Die in a river

Toris word use this word when raging
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River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.
by C76M June 14, 2013
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River thotter

A thot who is seen on the river normally in a canoe or kayak dressed to show off a lot of skin. Normally has some type of alcoholic beverage in her hands as well.
You see that girl go by in that canoe, I heard she's a river thotter
by Coin981 April 17, 2023
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love river

When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.
Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”
by EtaXi722 June 20, 2018
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