a person who likes to stalk people and enjoys getting hit by buses (especially the buzz bus) wants ellie and girls in year 9, a person who no-one likes :D
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by Balser January 12, 2009
Get the balser mug.A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
by L05 July 1, 2009
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Anal Corporate Employee: Why is everyone moaning when they use the new web site?
Very Hip Manager: The guy we got to write it made 31337th base finishing the project.
Now turned on, Anal Corporate Employee: You have his email address for me?
Very Hip Manager: The guy we got to write it made 31337th base finishing the project.
Now turned on, Anal Corporate Employee: You have his email address for me?
by Steve-er August 15, 2009
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by Gfalz November 6, 2010
Get the 88th base mug.The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.
Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.
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