baked 

a status on the stoner scale

when you are just feeling more than a nice buzz, you are baked.
"I'm pretty baked".
"on the scale?".
"on the scale, I'm about 4.6".
"right on".

baked by tittyfucking November 5, 2006

base jumping 

BASE jumping literaly stands for Building, Antenna, Span (bridge), Earth (cliff).

When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.

BASE jumping is sick

base jumping by $kYd!v3r October 1, 2005

There's no crying in baseball

Taken from the 1992 film 'A league of their own', when Tom Hanks' character says it to own his female players who started to weep when she couldn't handle the criticism he had on her.

Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)

When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.

A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.

* During the halftime of a baseball match *
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

There's no crying in baseball by Valmeijita August 6, 2008

BASE number 

To start off, BASE jumping is an acronyme for Building Antenae (uninhabited tower) Span (bridge or arch) Earth. It is very similar to sky diving, however the is no plane. If you are to complete a BASE jump off of at least one of each of the four different genres covered in the acronyme BASE, you can apply for a BASE number. They are awarded sequentially starting with BASE-1 to the thousands.

The first BASE number was awarded to Phil Smith as BASE-1 in 1981.

BASE number by SilkShadow November 3, 2005

Baked Date Loaf 

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.

My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.

Baked Date Loaf by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009

Baseball Girl 

Girls that play baseball with the boys. Some girls are just as good as the boys, the others are uncoordinated retards who play baseball so they can look pretty in a hat and for the attention of the guys. Most Baseball Girls turn out to be lesbians expecially in Australia. Australian Girl Baseball Players are usually the biggest redneck hillbillies. Excepting girls from the beaches and the city in NSW where they are very good ball players and extremely good looking.

1. Baseball Girl who is athletic, determined and loves the company of guys.

2. Girl 1: I play for Hills District

Girl 2: I play for Cronulla

Baseball Guy: Cronulla girl is sexy *takes her home*

Baseball Guy 2: I'm dating one of the girls from Ryde, those city chicks are sexy as fcuk!

Baseball Girl by girlsplayball September 24, 2012

Bæder 

multi-ord: 1. når et individ er mæd sinna og er klar for å gå løs på noen. 2. Når noe eller noen er på noe bullshit å bare wilder

1. Fyfaen unge Ferraris konsert ble avlyst, kommer til å bæde på noen as er så jævlig sinna

2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder

Bæder by Young EggGod March 7, 2019