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(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.
a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2012
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.
a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma January 15, 2013
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Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.
Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.
by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013
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nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.
by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014
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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
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