Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.

dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*

by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009

Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.

After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.

by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012

ryan ball

The realest trap hard rockstar out on your nearest cul de sac.

Watch out Ryan Ball is coming, you better back away from all the trapping ooze that surrounds him or he will bust out the heat.

by the jerster June 26, 2017

Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).

Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

utter balls

This is bullshit. To fuck something up.

"Monty, you`ve made a complete and utter balls of the Browning over-and-under by shortening it."

by Maxwell4Real August 12, 2014

Bare Ball

West Coast Surfing Slang (Los-Angeles) -

To wear shorts or pants without underwear.

Referring to not covering the male testicles.

Crap! I forgot to bring a extra underwear. I guess I'll have to bear ball it.

Or

I hate bare ballin' it just doesn't feel right.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008