by Chickitylickity February 13, 2019
He's a gay 5 foot white guys who loves eating out any boy under the age of 10, has an inverted penis, and loves getting forced down by his grandpa at 9:00
by AustinIsComingForYou December 18, 2019
He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!
by Dr. Johnny September 06, 2023
The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
"Oh Austin? Yeah thing about him is The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
by Will Arnett November 23, 2021
He's got kind eyes, a smile that lights up a room matched with a goofy yet genuine laugh that will cheer anyone up. He thinks he's a giant turd but in reality he would give the world to those he cares about. Austin is a chameleon in the best way, he can flow in any situation, he can blend in or stand out. Kind of a badass, kind of a bish (most importantly, thee bish). No doubt with the right partner, someone to help him see how gifted and incredible he is, he could take over the world.
by GZJ November 24, 2021
He always acts like a baby and always cry during presentation. He even cries when he is being scolded by teacher due to not submitting homework and bad behaviour. But he is already Form 2.
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by CR7_thegoat7 December 01, 2023
Austin, the only man who can make you smile while crying. He’s always there for you no matter what the situation is. His smile can light up your face. His dark brown eyes, they’re just so deep and emotional. His teeth shine when he laughs. His body movements are so dorky yet so cute. He’s very loyal and funny. He makes you feel like the only one he’s got. His style is casual yet flavorful. He likes to wear black with small color pops and most definitely some nice jewelry to complete the fit. His hair is kept together in a nice style- always. Austin is very, very smart. He has a big future and so much more.
by ilyilyaustinlolol November 23, 2021