astronaut dirt

After you eat a girl out, she craps in your mouth and then you throw up on her face.

We had to spray lysol in our apartment room for days to get rid of the stench left over from the last time I gave Cheryl astronaut dirt.

by Drew123812937190 August 30, 2006

Astron

The state of mind which can only be achieved after one or more gravity bong hits out of a container equal to or greater than the size of a 32oz Gatorade bottle. When you have reached "astron", the following activities are not recommended:

1) Watching Salad Fingers

2) Driving anything more dangerous than a tricycle, and even then only under supervision of someone of sound mind and body.

3) Texting, IMing, or engaging in any form of social networking beyond two syllables.

4) Sex

and, finally

5) Investment Banking

We were all astron last night dude. We're gonna need more shit.

by link197 September 1, 2010

astrasexual

This is a little-known sexual orientation, for those attracted purely to beings of what is known as the "Astral plane."

My lovers do not exist on this plane, they live in the Afterlife, the Otherworld... I am astrasexual.

by HPKare January 4, 2011

astro trip

The high experienced by mixing DXM, oxycodone, and an energy drink. A relaxed, dissociative, and euphoric high. The trip is called astro trip because the drink is called astronaut juice.

I am astro tripping while I write this.

by astrotripper December 1, 2010

Astard

1) An Astard is what a b-ist calls a Bastard. People who do not appreciate the letter B will use the term astard.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.

I hate my astard

by TheSoloSaint April 21, 2011

Led Astray

Dayton hardcore/thrash band

best band ever

lookout misfits

led astray is the jam in my ride

by u know it right September 14, 2009

astr0x

Most common definition is illegitemacy.
You may see this word completely spelled out, or with the acronym of a/. Any person involved with astr0x is surely 100% illegitemate.

Commonly associated with faggotism, frkq2, downloaded skills.

Hello, I am in astr0x, or a/ as you may call it. After 8 years of quake2, Santa finally answered my letter and hooked me up with some downloaded skills for christmas.

by x January 9, 2004