Astron

The state of mind which can only be achieved after one or more gravity bong hits out of a container equal to or greater than the size of a 32oz Gatorade bottle. When you have reached "astron", the following activities are not recommended:

1) Watching Salad Fingers

2) Driving anything more dangerous than a tricycle, and even then only under supervision of someone of sound mind and body.

3) Texting, IMing, or engaging in any form of social networking beyond two syllables.

4) Sex

and, finally

5) Investment Banking

We were all astron last night dude. We're gonna need more shit.

by link197 September 1, 2010

Astron

To look at the stars; Stargaze.

I like to astron on the roof of my house at night.

by qtpie009 October 16, 2010

Oubre Astron

A clothing brand made by Benjamin or better known as Oubre Don or Macho Oubre III. That nigga got next.

Is that the new Oubre Astron bag?, let get two of em’ one for me and my son.

by Kucinho10 July 8, 2022

Oubre Astron

A clothing brand made by Benjamin or better known as ”Oubre don” or ”Macho Oubre III” .

Is that the new Oubre Astron bag?, let me get two of em’ bi**hes, one for me and one for my son.

by Kucinho10 July 8, 2022

Oubre Astron

A clothing brand made by Beni or better known as ”Oubre Don” or ”Macho Oubre III”.

”Let’s go rob that mf Beni, get his Oubre Astron bag too, that sh*t beautiful”

by Kucinho10 July 8, 2022

Astro Mode

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

by Viuz January 23, 2022

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

by Skiparay December 17, 2009