Astron

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The state of mind which can only be achieved after one or more gravity bong hits out of a container equal to or greater than the size of a 32oz Gatorade bottle. When you have reached "astron", the following activities are not recommended:

1) Watching Salad Fingers

2) Driving anything more dangerous than a tricycle, and even then only under supervision of someone of sound mind and body.

3) Texting, IMing, or engaging in any form of social networking beyond two syllables.

4) Sex

and, finally

5) Investment Banking

We were all astron last night dude. We're gonna need more shit.

Astron by link197 September 1, 2010

Words you can keep

Astron

To look at the stars; Stargaze.

I like to astron on the roof of my house at night.

Astron by qtpie009 October 16, 2010

Oubre Astron

A clothing brand made by Benjamin or better known as Oubre Don or Macho Oubre III. That nigga got next.

Is that the new Oubre Astron bag?, let get two of em’ one for me and my son.

Oubre Astron by Kucinho10 July 8, 2022

Oubre Astron

A clothing brand made by Benjamin or better known as ”Oubre don” or ”Macho Oubre III” .

Is that the new Oubre Astron bag?, let me get two of em’ bi**hes, one for me and one for my son.

Oubre Astron by Kucinho10 July 8, 2022

Oubre Astron

A clothing brand made by Beni or better known as ”Oubre Don” or ”Macho Oubre III”.

”Let’s go rob that mf Beni, get his Oubre Astron bag too, that sh*t beautiful”

Oubre Astron by Kucinho10 July 8, 2022

Astro Mode

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

Astro Mode by Viuz January 23, 2022

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026