bleeding asshole

An extremely nasty person, one who is a great pain-in-the-ass.

Jim infected my sister with a STD, the bleeding asshole!

by Bottock October 31, 2015

tight as assholes

Someone who does not want to spend money

Craig will not pay for a beer because he is tight as assholes

by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017

Asshole McDick

someone who is being a major asshole or a major douche bag.

Michael: Hey Dalton, me and Ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool.

Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!

by Tilly 2 Illy July 2, 2011

inverted asshole

when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.

yes daddy" inverted asshole

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019

french asshole

Vagina

The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.

by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 4, 2019

Asshole Feature

(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.

Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.

BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.

by jacobre1 February 27, 2008

What an asshole...

1. In the context of a conversation:
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.

Allan:...and then Kareem punched me in the balls
Nish: what an asshole...

Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...

Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...

Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...

Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.

by aznhazmat February 1, 2009