Alaskan Pipeline

When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.

Damn! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here!

by Roger Kilburn November 14, 2007

Alaskan Walleye

The same thing as a new jersey meathook, only when it's below freezing outside

So me and the broad got home from christmas eve shopping and she let me slip her the old Alaskan Walleye...I must have been a good boy

by CWood February 13, 2006

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.

Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010

alaska

Alaska the most boring place in the US. At the moment it has the Highest molestation and rape rate, and the second highest suicide rate. Great place huh? Along with snow almost all year around there are very few things to do. Alaska is no heaven unless you are looking for cheep ass and shitty drugs. Oh and as a note.... There are no igloos and we do not ride polarbears around.

"So where are you moving?"
"Alaska"
"that shithole?"

by Luciferb May 1, 2005

Alaskan Fire Elephant

An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.

Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"

by MLCD May 7, 2011

Alaskan Thunder Panda

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"

Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"

by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010

Alaskadamn

A pro gamer who goes around on online games owning noobs and violating them through anal rape. The Alaskadamn's 1337 stills go way beyond the comprehension of the noobs often making them shout things like "GTFO" and "OMG HACKER". These are often respond too with "Fuck you" and "I raped your ass". When Alaskadamn logs in noobs often dont even know what hit them.

Noob: Yay im winning! Oh no Its ALASKADAMN! FUCKING HELL, HES RAPING ME ;_;

by Godot15 January 29, 2008