August 32

The day your crush will like you back

1- Oh I want my crush to like me
2-You know it August 32

by C00CHIE MAN'S SON November 1, 2020

August 7

if you are born on august 7 you are one of the most couragous people on earth.Even if you think you scared.

Person:HOW ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT SPIDER

Other person: my birthday is August 7

Person:oh,ok

by Lolasmith@123 December 22, 2020

augusta christian

where bad ass mf bitches go that are all good asf at sports

damn you go to augusta christian i wanna be friends with you

by augusta christian rocks October 11, 2021

August 9th

The birthday of this generally nice guy named Darious. On this day it is traditional to shower him with spongebob shirts and chocolate cake.

Rando Girl 1: Yo dude, tomorrow is august 9th

Rando Guy 2: So?

Rando Girl 1: Its Darious' birthday and i gotta get him a spongebob shirt

by llmnhgrews July 20, 2011

August 28

When you ask out the girl in your year called Monet

Boy: i gotta ask out this girl called Monet.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy: it’s August 28
Boy 2: oh ok

by Goodevening October 31, 2019

August 11th

This is a nice birthday. People born on this day like sucking dick. Their names most commonly start with M. Also, Chris Hemsworth (yk Hulk) was born on this day, which is kinda akward if you think about the sucking dick thing...

She was born on August 11th? Man I gotta get to know her, if you know what I mean..

by Modern Jesus December 2, 2019

Augustas

A skater boy with a very hot body and a collection of juuls in his pockets. He only vapes mango and mint ant the highest nic level and skates like a beast with maximum style. He is very attractive and all the girls want him for his amazing style and humor.

-Is that the skater boy Augustas?
-yeah i think that’s him omg he’s so hot i would love to hit his juul

by Juulboy69 October 22, 2019