shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.

Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.

The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

The Bad Player Meta

Going negative in For Honor with a four-stack of crutch characters and accidentally winning Dominion matches. This is usually achieved by getting justly team-wiped in two seconds at the beginning of the match. This causes For Honor’s flawless game mechanics to give you minion lane for the duration of the match by only spawning in a few enemy minions each wave. After the enemy team finally dies collectively, they will get one large wave of minions. After the enemy team holds minion lane for approximately four seconds, your team will spawn in seven minions that will annihilate the forty enemy minions holding minion lane in ten seconds. Due to these one sided minion spawns, the enemy team will be forced to sacrifice a player (or two) to clear minion lane an absurd amount of times to no avail. With no need to touch minion lane, your rather unskilled team can keep tossing yourselves at the player-captured zones while only surviving longer than ten seconds due to your team’s aforementioned hero composition. This stalls the enemies’ points, while your team shoots up the scoreboard with points generated from minion lane and causing the score to end around 1,267 to 943. Most of these matches end with one of the enemy players getting four-man ganked by your team, while a Black Prior pops “Oath Breaker”(that he only just unlocked the spawn before), allowing your team to negate his revenge and kill him instantly.

“We managed to hold zones A and C the majority of the match against their two Shugokis, Black Prior, and Hitokiri. Our Gryphon cleared zone B twelve times, only for their minions to spawn and take it on his way back to assist at a zone. I hate the bad player meta and wish these bash oriented characters fed revenge.”

by Garfslinger November 8, 2021

Noob-like player

A video gamer who thinks they are a noob cause they look like one but are very good at the game

Your a noob-like player but your amazing at this game.

by Nila pie December 21, 2018

2 Player Studios

A video production company that got absolutely sinked by some random person who wanted to make a website about his Roblox sex games.

you: i love 2 player studios!
mentally insane 2ps member: yeah i love having roblox sex aswell!
you: i meant the video production company...

by anonymous October 19, 2022

controller player 74

A big loser who likes to eat penis

Bob:hey did u see controller player 74
Jeff:yeah he’s a loser

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023