Jessica

Pettiest Queen

Jessica is petty as hell.

by AznNight January 6, 2021

Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty

Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome

by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021

Jessica

If your name is Jessica you probably like eating cucumbers. You make friends really easily but have trouble holding back your funny side, and end up saying something too soon. You are extreamly kind and funny however your passion is not very strong for immigrants and paninis.

Why's she eating a cucumber

It's jessica (or jizzica), it's what she does.

by Marvinsroom70 January 16, 2021

Jessica

taylor swift fan.... enough said.

OMG! That swap looks like Jessica's eyes!

by pu$$y$layingca$hier January 22, 2021

Jessica

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.

Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!

by Propersyk March 7, 2021

Jessica

The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.

Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.

by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021

Jessica

The dead name of a (bigender) lesbian that everyone simps for, for no reason. a.k.a. me

Person1: Who is that girl and why is everybody simping for her?
Person2: That's somebody who used be named Jessica and is now a lesbian who doesn't know why everybody is simping for her.

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021