flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.

What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

flat

Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.

Demand for our machinery abroad is increasing, while growth is flat at home.

by genoacfc January 7, 2023

Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad

some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words

Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed

by cayalayataya625 December 3, 2022

flat ass

my ass. It is just a longer part of your back.

Person:What is a flat ass?
Me: My ass.

by mepmep. December 30, 2021

Flat 7

Flat 7 is a flat in treforest campus which has the highest percentage of crackheads ever.

If you are from flat 7 you are rather a psychopath, crackhead, smackhead or autistic.

However flat 7 is the best flat in all of Glamorgan court, University of South wales.

I once shagged a guy from flat 7 and he nutted on his pillow.

I once went to a house party at flat 7 and saw a girl flash her arse.

by Flat 7 April 14, 2020

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!

Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025