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dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.
'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!
by ur favee milf July 30, 2022
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Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
by wendigoascension June 30, 2024
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Dildo Fuckins

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!
by McDinolds May 14, 2017
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dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020
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Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019
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Dildo Buttuh volcano

When you put chocolate syrup in a girls mouth and shove a buttered dildo up her anus so the chocolate spews from her mouth and as she chokes you take another buttered dildo and shove it in her mouth
I gave my girlfriend a Dildo Buttuh Volcano at her grandmas funeral
by MrLongPubes October 24, 2025
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Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024
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