zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

Fashion Zombie

1.) A style or practice that comes back into fashion again and again. Contrary to timeless fashions, fashion zombies go out of fashion only to be given new life later on and are sometimes considered juvenile, gaudy, tasteless, or tawdry. Examples include shutter shades, plaid flannels, colored mascara, ripped jeans, popped collars, crop tops, jorts/jean shorts, high rise pants, platform heels, sagging pants, denim jackets, tracksuits, and animal print clothing.

2.) A person who is stuck on an old fashion trend. The trend died long ago, but the person continues to wear that fashion, invoking a kind of "walking dead" aspect to their fashion sense.

3.) A person who mindlessly follows the latest fashion trends, spending money time and time again to keep their wardrobe as up-to-date as humanly possible.

Betsy is such a fashion zombie. She practically replaces her wardrobe every season!

by BasilPesto December 6, 2015

Tit Zombie

When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie

- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie

by Croney9 August 13, 2016

Zombie Kill

Term used to describe the act of smoking a joint/blunt, even after it's down to the roach. It's a desperate act to smoke as much of the THC possible. Must ask permission from the original roller or from the person who threw down.

Permission to Zombie Kill the joint, sir?

Permission granted, go for it.

by monkFromTemple December 1, 2010

Zombie Fucking

When two people have sex while still being asleep.

I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.

by kizzle911 August 20, 2013

Radio-Zombie

Like a Mainstreamer. Someone who follows current trends, most often accessing music from mainstream radio.

Friend 1: Dude, come listen to this.
Friend 2: OMGWTF IS THIS! IT'S SCREAMO!
Friend 1: No....It's Hollywood Undead
Friend 2: Well Hollywood Undead is SCREAMO
Friend 1: Your'e such a Radio-Zombie
Friend 2: No i'm not!
Friend 1: What bands or artists do you like?
Friend 2: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Drake, David Archuletta, Kinda T-Pain but he's rap.
Friend 1: -_-

by I'mJustNobodyJustMeOkGoAway September 20, 2010

Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.

Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies

by Inimical420 September 8, 2011