5 Years or More

Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.

See jailbait

"And against law - 5 years or more" - Dizzee Rascal

by SDZ June 16, 2004

12-year-old

This a type of boy can be found in the Call of Duty community with a K/D of 0.34. Once a 12-year-old is threatened, or insulted, he proceeds to tell you that he had sex with you mother, calls you gay/queer, he often calls you a fag. One would often challenge you to a 1v1 snipers only. If you are challenged, DO NOT LOSE THE FIGHT! If you lose the fight, he will proceed to insult you and make fun of you. If you ever run into one in a call of duty lobby or a game, the best thing you can do is roast him. He will usally stay quiet, try to roast you back, or rage quit the game

I fucked your mom
Just cause you don't have one doesn't mean you need to be 12-year-old

by Matt(Suh Dude) June 4, 2016

teen-year-old

a fuck between the ages of 13-18.

that fuck-face teen-year-old stole my wallet.

by meghan danaher January 29, 2004

New Year's Baby

A New Year's Baby is born on January 1st, and will always die the same year on December 31st to make room for new New Year's Babies.

Pregnant Woman: OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO BAD
Doctor: You have to push.
Pregnant Woman: Are you crazy? It's New Year's day! It'll be a New Year's Baby!

by Irockman1 December 30, 2008

Four year queer

A person who enters college and chooses to be gayor try an alternative lifestyle for the four years of undergratudate school.

She went to Vasar to be a four year queer.

by Aunt E July 21, 2008

13 years-old

First years of being a teen. A time in wich one is either in 7th or 8th grade. A very boring time to be a teenager. Parents often act as though you are still a little kid. Many are prone to being a prep. Others, a very little emo this happens toward more later in 13 age most only like the music. Most likely green day obbsessed (like mui).

Mom: MY little baby's 13 years-old!! it was only yesturday i was changing you diapers!!
13 year-old kid: Mom. please.
almost year later
Mom: HI sweety how was your day.
13 year-old kid (prep): Whatever mom.
or
Mom: hi sweety.
13 years-old kid (emo music liker): fine, hey can I go over to Melissa's later?
Mom: Sure.
13: Thanks!

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 17, 2006

New Years Disaster

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.

"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."

by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010