when he shit

When he be shitting.

Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.

by OoftheDoof! September 07, 2020

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 26, 2022

Since When-

A person that questions your sexuality just to feel better about themselves and also use their own sexuality as a personality trait

-“Oh hey btw I’m bi, just thought I’d let u know since I know ur also bi and I feel like I can trust u with that”
-“Wh- since when-“

by Helpmypussysgonecrazy December 04, 2020

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 05, 2021

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

when the bird goes walking

when the situation dramatically changes

Wow i'm the best make sure to subscribe to my youtube channel lmao xd lol rofl
when the bird goes walking

Also puht8o is the best potato

by diggorypip586 May 15, 2022