watch your fug

When your drunk and trip over your own feet.

For fuck sake Ryan! Watch your fug!

by Dingly doo May 22, 2021

Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.

Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024

Rich Watching

A phrase used to describe when low class or working class people watch Youtube/Instagram/TikTok stars and envy their rich lifestyles, not realizing that most of those stars came from wealth and had better opportunities because of nepotism. The idea of "becoming rich" doesn't exist in modern times, but "rich watching" has replaced this to make it easier for low and working class people to swallow reality.

"Did you see that new trend on Tiktok?"
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."

"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."

by EvisceratedinFiction January 8, 2023

Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'

ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!

by mayokiwi November 15, 2014