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pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.
My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.
by #shellbell August 8, 2018
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watching the stars

laying outside at night and participating in semi-sexual (or very sexual for y’all little freaks) activity
“Me and Amanda were watching the stars last night ;)”
“No way! You made out with Amanda?!”
by sexy squirrel November 19, 2020
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Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.
We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!
by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012
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watch another movie

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.
Dumbass: Mike Pence is like Snape!
Normal person: Oh my god, watch another movie!
by Florisgrad June 26, 2025
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YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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Hoe Watching

A term used to describe a person who overly concerned about how many bitches an individual gets.
Aaron: You get no bitches.
Raymond: Shut up nigga why you hoe watching.
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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Watch gang

A group of watch club members. Primarily members of watch gang's monthly watch club
" did you see that watch he is wearing, he wears a new one every day" ... "he must be in watch gang "!
by Mashley65 May 15, 2017
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